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  • Sep. 28th, 2008 at 10:59 PM
moi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMRVfyMJqHk

imitation hilarante de JAslene le pire c'est que ça lui ressemble vraiment

WHAAAAAAAAAT A FEELING

  • Sep. 25th, 2008 at 5:54 PM
moi
First, when there's nothing but a slow glowing dream
That your fear seems to hide deep inside your mind
All alone I have cried silent tears full of pride
In a world made of steel, made of stone

Well I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rhythm
Wrap around, take a hold of my heart

[Chorus:]
What a feeling, bein's believin'
I can't have it all, now I'm dancin' for my life
Take your passion, and make it happen
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life

[Solo]

Now I hear the music, close my eyes, I am rhythm
In a flash it takes hold of my heart

[chorus (with ... "now I'm dancing through my life")]

What a feeling

What a feeling (I am music now), bein's believin' (I am rhythm now)
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life
What a feeling (I can really have it all)
What a feeling (Pictures come alive when I call)
I can have it all (I can really have it all)
Have it all (Pictures come alive when I call)
(call, call, call, call, what a feeling) I can have it all
(Bein's believin') bein's believin'
(Take your passion, make it happen) make it happen
(What a feeling) what a feeling... [to fade]

KISS ME

  • Sep. 24th, 2008 at 7:52 PM
moi

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

[Chorus:]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

I love this song
It's so cute :):):)

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A

  • Sep. 18th, 2008 at 11:23 PM
moi

I've just noticed
That there's a lot of names that finishes in A that sounds perfect for a "mean girl"

Natasha
                                                                                                                     Sandra
                           Amelia
                                                                                   Victoria
                                                        Kendra


Tyra (lol joke)

Whatever...

I do know some very sweet girls with those names or kind of names...but let say I would write a story I would probably choose a
blablabla-A
name for the bitch...

Je dis chapeau à ceux

  • Sep. 16th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
moi
qui savent:

vivre sans respirer
                          aimer sans mentir
                                           rire sans pleurer
                                                             danser sans pied
                                    jouer sans tomber
                                                              ouvrir sans fermer
                                                                                    sauter sans bouger
                                                                                                 sourire sans tristesse
                                                                            être sans réfléchir
                                            courir sans épuisement
              manger sans gourmandise
gagner sans perdre
                 pouvoir sans vouloir
                                         aujourd'hui sans demain
                                                                    décider sans hésité 

                                                                                 travailler sans aller sur LJ

OMGGGGG

  • Sep. 15th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
moi

I have the most gorgeous new shoes...



I'm SSSSSSSSSO in lovvvvvvve with themmmmmmmm <3 <3 <3 <3

It doesn't show in the picture because of the angle but the heel is so freaking high!!
A little bit higher and I would be walking on the tip of my toes LOL
but they're so FUKING SEXY I DON'T MIND
 <3

BUT I cant' wear them until my cousin's wedding because my mother wants me to keep them pretty :(

IT'S TORTURING ME
RIPPING MY SOUL APPART
TO HAVE THEM IN MY FACE
BUT TO BE UNABLE TO TOUCH THEM, 
TO CARESS THEM,
TO SLIDE INTO THEM,
YA KNOW...TO SHOW THEM SOME LOVE MAMA...

I'll be able to go through that shoe-wearing abstinence for the two
VERY LONG weeks I have to wait....

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Sep. 11th, 2008 at 7:58 AM
moi
HUMOUR NOIR 

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.


2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.



3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.


5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.


6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.


7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.


8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.


9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.


10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

WOW SANS COMMENTAIRE

  • Sep. 10th, 2008 at 7:20 PM
moi

La fille qui mange la banane

http://www.allocine.fr/video/player_gen_cmedia=18733397&cfilm=114644.html

"Je ne sais pas comment tu fais
-Moi, je les écrase jusqu'à ce que ce soit une bouillie dégueu
-N'importe quoi
-Non, tous les mecs regarde quand une fille mange une banane a la cantine.  J't'assure, c'est connu..."

WTF
wow...
alors APPAREMENT on ne peut pas manger de bananes en public

FucK

  • Aug. 24th, 2008 at 7:32 PM
moi
Just
FucK

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J'ai une STALKER

  • Aug. 19th, 2008 at 10:35 PM
moi

Je m'en allais retourner à mon histoire quand mon amie m'a envoyé un message sur MSN que j'ai tout de suite pris au sérieux.

Marie-Claire (f) says: alors que fais tu toi

[Marie-Kim loves music] .KeepitMagic. says: Je stalk people on LJ

Marie-Claire (f) says: KI ÇA

[Marie-Kim loves music] .KeepitMagic. says:you

Marie-Claire (f) says: OMG YOU'RE STALKING ME

[Marie-Kim loves music] .KeepitMagic. says: Indeed.

Voilà, je ne pouvais pa continuer mon histoire en sachant pertinamment que j'avais une stalker.

Je me suis dis: "QUE FAIRE? QUE FAIRE?"  

(parce que, bien évidemment, j'ai l'habitude de monologuer tout haut comme cela)

Il fallait que je trouve une solution.

Je cherchai...Longtemps...(peut-être trop longtemps)...qui sait?  Peut-être que la situation avait empiré depuis les quelques minutes séparant cette découverte de la fin de ma réflexion...


(Bon, J'ai vraiment SOIF je vais aller boire un verre d'eau avant de poursuivre mon histoire) (j'ai eu un cours de danse)(et je n'avais pas de bouteille d'eau)

(après cet intermède)

Blablabla....Finallement, je pris la décision de la confronter.  Voici le résultat:

 Marie-Claire (f) says: ALORS TU ME STALK?

[Marie-Kim loves music] .KeepitMagic. says: vraiment

Marie-Claire (f) says: CE N'EST PAS CORRECTE.


Marie-Claire (f) says:
IL NE FAUT PAS STALKER LES GENS.


La morale de cette histoire se trouve dans les deux dernière lignes. 

Ce n'est pas correcte.
Il ne faut pas stalker les gens.


 

 

 

 

 

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Après ma dernière expérience

  • Aug. 19th, 2008 at 9:58 PM
moi

J'ai décidé d'abandonner la traduction instantanée de mes pensée en trois différentes langues...C'était épuisant....surtout que je suis en conversation MSN en même temps et que j'écris une histoire sur le côté qui n'avance pas vraiment (BIEN ÉVIDEMMENT)...vu le fait que j'étais déconcentré par l'effort mental de la traduction instantannée.  Je vais donc seulement faire de la traduction anglais-français.

I'm to sexy for my shirt.  To sexy for my shirt.  To sexy it hurts.  As you can see I have abandonned spanish because....You are probably wondering where is the end of my last sentence.  I don't want you to be searching for to long so I'm going to give you a hint:  It's in your imagination.  THIS IS A HINT THAT WILL PROBABLY HELP ONLY A VERY FEW PEOPLE because...HAHAHA....There's this sickeness running through our society.  YES....PEOPLE ARE LACKING OF IMAGINATION...which is sad 'cause imagination is QUITE SEXY...

Talking about sexy...
Don't you find our society way to sexualize...
I do
Not that I mind sex...
I'm not some crazy christian-republican CHARMING GIRL.  (I'm only being politically correct) (obviously)(If I wasn't I would probably say CRAZY)

GOD IM SO FUCKING BORED

(which probably explain this entry)

BY NOW YOU PROBABLY HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT IM GETTING ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE

but I don't want to ruin your illusions...maybe you're secretly hoping that I'm going to suddendly have something to say...

C'est ça que j'aime des gens naif (NON CE N'EST PAS UNE FAUTE JE NE SAIS PAS OÙ EST LE TRÉMA SUR LE CLAVIER)

Je vais arrêter cette torture et retourner à mon histoire qui a un but, un fil conducteur et bien d'autres qualités que cet article n'a pas.

GOODBYE

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moi

I AM GOING TO DO MY ENTRIES IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
JE VAIS FAIRE MES ARTICLES DANS TROIS DIFFÉRENTES LANGUES.
YO VOY A HACER MIS "BLA BLA BLA" EN TRES DIFFERENTE LANGUA.

If you speak english you read it in english...
Si vous parlez français vous le lisez en français...
bla bla bla espanol EN ESPANOL...

ISN't IT AMAZING?
N'est -ce pas merveilleux?
BLA BLA BLA


....
OK THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING SO FORGET ABOUT IT

OUBLIEZ CE QUE J'AI DIS LES AMIS ÇA M'EMMERDE ROYALEMENT...ET C'EST BIEN TROP LONG
BLABLABLA

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BOREDOM

  • Aug. 19th, 2008 at 9:33 PM
moi
I
AM
BORED

JE
M'
EMMERDE

NO 

COMO
LE 
DICE
EN 
ESPANOL

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